December 2011
147 posts
So the college essay I've been working on for...
I finished it today. I’m pretty proud of it. Wanna know what I did, though? I ended a sentence with a preposition. But not just any sentence. The last sentence of the paragraph. Which wasn’t just any paragraph. It was my conclusion paragraph.
I ended my entire paper worth over $200,000 in scholarship money with a preposition. I feel fucking awesome about myself right now,...
November 2011
106 posts
I've never had a new years kiss, a mistletoe kiss,...
Amen to that.
hannahmarc:
I’m just sayin’. You can do better.
Hey guise.
I don’t think I has an ask box.
When people type "defiantly" instead of...
…facepalm.
I just...
I just can’t do work all day long. It’s not possible. I’ve literally made myself sick.
This.
me: oh, i'm such a good child. i don't smoke, i don't drink and i don't do drugs. i don't sneak out to go partying. my grades are quite good. when i compare myself to those in my class..wow, i'm almost a role model. my parents must be so proud of me!
mum: WHY DON'T I EVER SEE YOU STUDY? ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE INTERNET! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER STUDENTS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO! NONE OF YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE ALL SO UNGRATEFUL!
